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EMAIL FROM AMERICA: Let’s talk about it please

EMAIL FROM AMERICA: Let’s talk about it please

A married female Facebook friend asked me the other day, “What do you men really want besides sex?” I told her the truth: Besides sex, men really want a lot of sex, a lot! My friend thinks allowing her husband sex is the most disgusting thing ever. The poor man sits on their couch for days on end with his big belle, farting, belching, scratching his butt and demanding peppersoup and Heineken so he can enjoy the Nigerian football teams, Manchester United and Arsenal, wallop each other. At half time, he wants sex. He likes having sex while wearing his favourite Arsenal T-shirt. The shirt was last washed (by my friend) three years ago. If he would only take it off, she would wash it again. They live in Nigeria. Oh man, that is the life: Sex, Heineken, peppersoup and football on demand. And no showers! The men of Nigeria have it made. Try that nonsense here in America and the divorce court woman judge will ask for your sorry behind as in: “Olosi, iso abi tire? Idiot, would you like a nail driven through your olodo head or a necklace of fire and petrol around your lazy ass neck?”

Women are always asking important questions on Facebook. If you are on Facebook, please sign on to Let’s Talk About It, a page run by an eclectic Nigerian lady named PJ. This page is extremely popular; all our Nigerian women are over there talking about all sorts of sexy stuff that they would like done to them by the clueless men in their lives. They talk about men and sex nonstop. I did not know that there were other sex positions other than the missionary position until I got to this page, Lord have mercy. Nigerian women, to hear them say it, are utterly disappointed in their men’s sex habits. They want a lot of ceremonies ahead of the real thing. Do you know Nigerian women would like something called “foreplay”? They would really appreciate romantic words like “I love you” before doing the real thing. I did not find a single Nigerian woman on that page who was interested in just going straight to business. According to our wives, partners and lovers, we should be showering them with strange things like flowers, candy, perfume, lingerie, romantic cards and bad poetry, all for the privilege of having sex. This is one of the sins of globalisation. Facebook is spoiling our spouses and partners for us.

Okay, just to summarize this important column: Many Nigerian men think Facebook is a FESTAC peppersoup joint. On the other hand, it seems that all our women are on Facebook enjoying imaginary sex and talking about the clueless men in their lives. Their favourite topic seems to be sex or the lack of it. Let me emphasise that they are unsatisfied with the sexual services provided by their men. So they go on Facebook to talk about men. They are totally unreasonable. They want something called love making, they want men to be tender, understanding, and they want men to talk to them. Nigerian men, whatever you do, please do not describe the heavenly act of lovemaking as “nacking” or “chopping.” You will be relegated to the virtual doghouse. Our women now insist on foreplay, which apparently involves a lot of talking and whispering obvious njakiri like: “I love you, my lovely, wonderful princess, blah, blah, blah.” Of course we love our wives, otherwise we would have married our mortal enemies. These modern women critique men’s moves in bed and the feedback one gets is that they are very unhappy with our bedside manners or the lack of said manners. There is an Egyptian revolution in the making in the hearts of our Nigerian women. It is the fault of Facebook. Again, if you are a Nigerian man and your lover is on Facebook (trust me she is), please do not ever say to her when you are in a romantic mood, “abeg I wan nack!” She will wallop you on the head with a sex toy. If you don’t know what a sex toy is, your marriage is in divorce court. The questions women ask on the page are very illuminating. Here is a sample posting: “My husband refuses to lick my toes! The idiot wants peppersoup instead! He says, ‘Abeg stop wasting my time jare, I wan nack!’ Idiot! Bush man!”

According to Let’s Talk About It, the average Nigerian woman seems to require five rounds of sex daily, each round lasting an hour, with the man whispering sweet nonsense to her and showering her with roses and feeding her Godiva chocolate, wine and ofensala while vacuuming the house, and doing the dishes. Some of these loving activities better take place in a late model 2-door Mercedes Benz with the roof turned down. What do I think of all of this? I shall be right back; I am going to buy my wife flowers. Happy Valentine’s Day in arrears, honey! Who wan die?

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Valentine’s day play

Valentine’s day play

It was refreshing
that on a day saturated by the stifling hype and
super-commercialisation of Valentine’s Day with its attendant
manifestations of love, attention was temporarily shifted and focused,
thanks to a play. ‘A Few Good Men’, on the serious implications of
marriage and the search for bonding love and lasting partnerships, was
staged on February 14 at the Church Unusual in Benin City.

The unexpected
late-evening rain didn’t dampen the enthusiasm of the audience for
Ejiro Onobrakpor’s sixth. The fair-sized audience was treated to a
well-crafted play. It employed novel multi-media techniques; in the
mixture of video projections, live music, songs and spoken words, to
put the message across as well as give the dramatic presentation more
texture and variety.

Onobrakpor is
himself multi-talented. A trained theatre arts practitioner, he also
attended the FAE Academy (International Film School) in Dubai in 2008.
What may be surprising is how Onobrakpor, who has been married to his
young medical doctor-wife for less than a year, was able to fashion
such an observant play that explores the intimate worlds of love and
marriage.

The motivation

He researched for
details, facts and figures for six months and; after the play had been
written, he rehearsed his cast for a month before their Valentine’s Day
performance. “I came across very amazing statistics that 50 percent of
every first marriage end in divorce; [the ratio is] 64 percent of every
second marriage and 75 percent of every third marriage. This proves
that experience is not the best teacher in marriage. It tells you that
it’s just like there are a few good men around or just a few good women
too.” He then adds the chilling reality of marriage and divorce in
Nigeria. “Nigeria has one of the highest rates of divorce in Africa. In
Zamfara State where I did my Youth Service, I noticed that although the
men are allowed to marry four wives, when they see a woman they like,
they knock off one of their wives to marry the new woman. And there are
no divorce certificates in Nigeria. I have a female relative who has
three children from three different men and she has no divorce
certificate from any of these marriages!” In a short address to the
audience before the start of the play, he lamented that there are no
good love songs around anymore. “Our parents use to write love letters
as expressions of love,” he observed. He told the audience that the
cast and crew of the play were “the most amazing,” he had worked with,
adding that, “stage drama is ten times more difficult than acting in
films.” He then promised the audience “a really amazing night that will
rekindle relationships.” He was right! To set the stage, popular
crooner Philip Ransome Bello sang a moving song, ‘Love Will Never Die’,
telling people to express love and, admitting that the most difficult
thing to say is ‘‘I Love You’’.

On the stage

It was an elaborate
set that featured many locations that were brought alive when needed by
lights. A screen at the side of the stage was used to beam video clips
that linked to the scenes performed on stage. At appropriate
opportunities the actors burst into songs, and they were accompanied by
a competent pianist whose touch could have been softer and his dynamics
more subtle on some occasions.

‘A Few Good Men’ –
a ten-cast play of characters in their late twenties and early
thirties, young and upwardly-mobile professionals – is creatively
well-worked-out with scenes in which the actors and actresses explore
various depths of relationships including love-triangles. In their
committed search, we are given real-life insights into social attitudes
and mindsets which have shaped their definition and understanding of
love.

The sexpot
songstress, Tina Turner had cynically asked in her megahit song,
‘What’s Love Got To Do With It?” As sketches of the ploys and plans of
the characters in ‘A Few Good Men’ to win love unfold, the audience is
given a big treat and feast of poignant one-liners which reveal the raw
slices of love and life, warts and all.

Matters of the
heart Fred, a 30-year-old banker, is preparing a romantic dinner;
candle lights and all, for his long-time girlfriend, Ivie a recent
graduate. Simultaneously, Philip, (31), an aspiring engineer, is
seething with anger that Ada, an engineer with a major oil company, is
three hours late for a special dinner date they had planned a month
ago. A row breaks out and Philip terminates the relationship. “This is
over,” he proclaims. Ivie, on the other hand has decided to break up
with Fred for really strange reasons laced with ‘feminine logic!’ “I
don’t want you to misunderstand what am about to say. Fred, you’re the
most amazing guy I’ve met, the nicest, in fact. I love you, but I’m not
in love with you!” Then she dropped the bombshell: “You call me too
much… A girl needs her space… You’re too nice, you annoy me. I’m sorry…
but this is not working for me!” Relationships over, Ada reasons that,
“Guys are not worth the trouble,” while Fred figures out that “Girls
are not worth the stress!” Of course all four move on into new
relationships. Fred is the butt of jokes from his male friends. Wale, a
scallywag and woman-abuser, teases Fred about Ivie, “Wait, you chop am
shah?” he asks cynically. Fred, described as “a no vows, no sex” person
by another friend, Obi, lives up to his billing with his informed
answer, “Sex is not a catalyst for a successful relationship!” In the
twists and turns of the play, Ivie ends up marrying Philip who had
earlier dumped Ada. Philip turns out to be a vicious wife-beater and
ironically it is Fred who rescues Ivie and takes her in her battered
state to find temporary refuge in Ada’s place. “You both seemed so
happy and content earlier,” Ada tells Ivie. “It was all PDA…Public
Display of Affection,” Ivie tells her. A group discussion examines
domestic violence and the need to lock up terrors like Philip, but the
option of Ivie leaving Philip is ruled out.

Eventually, Ada finds love and marries. Her verdict is profound.
“Love is not about looks or status. Love is about what you can give!”
“God is the teacher in all marriages,” Ejiro Onobrakpor concludes.

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Super Falcons get set

Super Falcons get set

Eucharia Uche, the
Head Coach of the Super Falcons, has decided that to open camp next
week for the players who may play in the Women World Cup, Germany 2011,
which begins in June. “A total of 33 players have been invited to camp
which would begin next week in Abuja at a venue yet to be resolved,”
she said. “It is important to start preparing and the earlier our girls
get together, the better it is for our chances at the World Cup.”

Those invited to
camp include the bulk of the players who came back as champions of the
continent from the African Women Championship that was held late last
year and an additional six. “The six new players were picked from the
40 we camped sometime in January for two weeks,” she said. The January
camping was for those who did not have the opportunity to join the
Falcons when they were preparing for the African Women Championship
last year.

This present call
up, which is made up of local and foreign based players, would be
flexible enough for the local players to still feature for their
various clubs. “As far as there are no important matches to be played
internationally, the players would be free to play for their clubs,”
she said. “The club must be able to give us notification in advance and
our camping programme has been devised not to hamper the ladies’
performance at their clubs.”

Strategy for success

Uche said the
priority is to incorporate the other six players, which include Sola
Asifa and Kehinde Idowu with the rest of the squad that went to South
Africa. Therefore, the coach decided that the team will be camped early
so that they better understand each other. “We have a number of
friendly matches lined up for them and we hope we would be able to get
the opportunity to have more international friendly matches like the
one we played with Germany last year,” she said. According to her, one
friendly has been lined up for May 17, with Finland. “I would have
loved it to be at a nearer date but I even appreciate the fact that we
have something like that to look forward to,” she said.

Nigeria has been placed in the same group with Canada, France and
World Champions, Germany, in group A. The event will begin on June 26.
Uche expressed confidence of her team’s chances. The Nigeria Football
Federation has approved the second phase of camping of the team.
Nigeria begins this year’s Women World Cup campaign against France in
Sinsheim, Germany on June 26, 2011.

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Athletics season begins without pomp

Athletics season begins without pomp

The Nigerian
athletics season began today at the Shagamu Stadium in Ogun State, with
the 1st All Comers event and 10km Road Race.

While most athletes
say they are happy that they can now hit the tracks and fields to
compete after the drought of activities since the finals of the Golden
League Meet in Oghara Delta State, seven months ago, they however
expressed dismay at the “no prize money tag” the federation have
labelled the season’s opener.

Former African High
Jump Champion, Doreen Amata, who is making a return to action after a
look layoff, said she was using the event to get back in shape but
reasoned that the federation should have encouraged the athletes with
some cash incentives. “For most of this athletes, they are just
struggling to make ends meet,” she said. “Some prize money will have
helped their plight.”

In a statement from
the Athletics Federation of Nigeria, athletes and officials from the 36
states and clubs going to the event were advised to be prepared to fund
their stay during the two-day competition starting today at the Shagamu
Stadium. The statement said that the federation had sent a letter out
last week to all the intending states and clubs, informing them that it
was not in a position to cater for athletes and officials at the event.

The statement,
which was signed by Rita Akande, the Assistant Secretary of the
federation, warned the athletes and officials not to expect the
federation to shoulder their burdens. “There is no meal subsidy for any
athlete,” the statement said. “No transport allowance or accommodation.
Also, no one should come to Shagamu hoping to win any prize money. This
is an all comers event.” Akande added that expenses incurred by any
athlete are to be funded by their states or clubs.

Meanwhile, the federation has listed events to compete for at the
two-day track fiesta to include 60m, 150m, 300m, 600m, 1,000m, 5000m,
60m hurdles, 3000m hurdles. Others include High Jump, Pole vault, Long
Jump, Triple Jump, Short Put, Discuss, Hammer, 4x200m, 4x400m,
Decathlon (Heptathlon for women.

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Two new players make cricket team

Two new players make cricket team

“I think the
selectors did a good job in arriving at the final list even though you
are always sad that a team mate is dropped but that is the way life
is.” This was how Endurance Ofem, the new national team captain, summed
up the team’s composition of 14 players and two alternates.

Former captain Wale
Adeoye, and Chimezie Onwuzulike, were dropped and replaced with Sean
Philips, and Ramit Gil. Philips, who has also been named as the new
coach of the team said “though I was not part of the selection process,
I am happy about the composition and we will have a chance when the
tournaments begin in April.” The 16 players were chosen by the
Selector’s Board of the Nigeria Cricket Federation (NCF) after
undergoing two phases which ended in Lagos on February 16, 2011. The
squad will now prepare for the Africa Premier League (APL) T20 Division
2, taking place in South Africa from April 22-28, 2011 and the World
Cricket League (WCL) Division 7 holding in Botswana from May 1-8, 2011.

A new captain and a new name

Another new name
on the list, Femi Oduyebo, has been commended for his hard work and his
improved play. Ofem used Oduyebo’s case as an example for the players
that failed to make the team. “I will tell the players that the
national door is not closed. Femi has worked hard this year and I am
happy that he has been chosen for the national team.” Ofem also added
that he is proud to be handed the responsibility of captaining the
national side. “It is a great honour but I will be happier when we
graduate from the WCL Division 7 to Division 6, I will be prouder
then.” On the inclusion of Philips and Gil in the team, the new captain
said, “For me it is a matter of value – Philips’ inclusion is a 100%
bonus to the national team and Ramit is another option of a spin
bowler. His batting also will not let the team down.

“Right now, I think
the national team is better equipped for the challenges in South Africa
and Botswana as against when we went to Guernsey in 2009.” The team
will resume for a mini closed camp in March and are expected to spend
two weeks in South Africa for their final preparations.

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Chelsea must fit Drogba and Torres

Chelsea must fit Drogba and Torres

Money, Chelsea have
found out in the last two weeks cannot solve all problems. It can be a
defence, but for the last two matches, Chelsea have scored zero goals
with the inclusion of £50m striker, Fernando Torres. One point from six
in the league and Saturday’s FA Cup is a good distraction for the
Blues. But their opponents, Everton have been known to be party
poppers, especially at Stamford Bridge, where they have not lost in the
last four seasons.

In Lois Saha, Coach
David Moyes has a player who thrives against the London side and loves
scoring against them. Saha has scored seven goals against Chelsea in
his last nine outings. His personal duels with John Terry have seen the
Frenchman getting the better of his English counterpart on more than
one occasion. Saturday’s game thus affords both sides the chance to put
behind dire performances in the league and concentrate on going far in
the Cup competitions. For Everton, it is the only route into Europe for
next season; and for Chelsea, defending champions, they need to get
back in form to get back into the top four of the Premier League.

Carlo Ancelotti is
still trying to fashion out a formula that will accommodate both Didier
Drogba in attack for the Blues while not throwing the tactical
discipline out of sync. For the draw against Fulham, Ancelotti dropped
Drogba from the start to allow Torres show his worth but the World Cup
winner looked lost on occasions and the famous first touch was also
missing. Ancelotti had told his squad there would be a lot of rotation
to keep his side fresh. “I don’t know if Didier was happy, but every
player knows every game is important,” he said. “It doesn’t matter. We
wanted to rotate to maintain his condition and to give everyone great
motivation. Maybe in the next game we will use both.”

Despite the glaring
misses, the Italian was of the opinion that Torres improved against
Fulham. “Fernando played well,” Ancelotti said. “He had some
opportunities in the first half and I took him out just to use Didier
fresh and with power. That’s the only reason I changed him. His
performance was better than that against Liverpool.”

A battle that will
be fought on the pitch will be between Seamus Coleman, Everton’s right
winger, who has come in leaps and bounds against Ashley Cole, regarded
by many as the best left-back in the world. They have already met twice
this season with the young Englishman doing quite well. “It’s what you
want as footballer, you want to play against the best players in the
world,” he said. “I’ve played against him a couple of times already
this season, it’s always good to play against him and I go into the
game on Saturday hoping to get the upper hand. He has a lot of
experience, he’s played at the top for a long time, he’s very fit and
he knows the game well, it’s very hard to get the ball past him.”
Chelsea beat Everton 2-1 in the 2009 FA Cup final and will certainly
have the edge considering their lack lustre performance against Bolton
in their last league match.

La Liga – Cutting the lead to two points

Suddenly, Jose
Mourinho is sniffing for the La Liga title after Barcelona were held
1-1 by Sporting Gijon and Real won 1-0 with ten men against Espanyol.
On Saturday, he will pitch his record of not losing a home game in the
league, which has now extended to nine years, against a Levante side
that is in 15th position. Though Emmanuel Adebayor squandered three
chances to make the win at Espanyol more comfortable, he is still
expected to start and lead the attack. 24-goal man, Cristiano Ronaldo,
will also be in the mood to increase his goals haul in the league – in
setting the record for the Rojiblancos for most goals in one season.
“Real Madrid never stop fighting and we never forget the values we are
defending,” sporting director Jorge Valdano said after the heroic 1-0
victory in Barcelona. “We are going to fight to win all of the
competitions – we’re prepared for that because the mood is good.”

Serie A – Breathing down the neck of Milan

The fortunes of
Inter Milan have turned around dramatically just eight weeks after
Rafael Benitez was relieved of his job and the reins handed over to
Leonardo. With just one loss in nine, Inter have re-awakened their
pursuit of another Scudetto; and with the 2-1 away win over Fiorentina
on Wednesday, the Nerazzurri are now five points behind leaders and
neighbours, AC Milan. If they beat Cagliari tomorrow, they will have
cut the gap to two points with AC Milan to play on Sunday. Inter won
the reverse fixture despite racist taunts by Cagliari fans and it was
fitting that Cameroonian Samuel Eto’o scored the only goal on 39
minutes; and to celebrate, the Cameroon captain mocked those who had
abused him by imitating a monkey. You can be sure that there will not
be any monkey business on Saturday.

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Footballer rewards alma mater

Footballer rewards alma mater

Benjamin Chukwuka
Onwuachi of Kavala FC of Greece is set to continue his charity work
with his foundation, The Gabriele Onwuachi Foundation.

The foundation was
launched last December in memory of his late daughter, and has donated
gifts to different less privileged homes. On Monday, February 21, being
the birthday of the late Gabrielle Onwuachi, the foundation will visit
the Alma mater of the former Juventus of Italy and Standard Liege of
Belgium striker to give back to the very school that moulded him.
According to Onwuachi, the pupils of Local Authority Primary School,
Orile Iganmu, is next in line to benefit. “I want to use the birthday
of my late daughter to show some love to my alma mater, though I will
not be around to be part of it but some trustees of the foundation will
be there to give my packages to the pupils,” he said.

Kunle Afariogun,
the President for Strategic Development and Communications for the
foundation, said the pupils of the school, alongside those of Central
Primary School in same premises, will receive gifts. “We have concluded
plans with the school management and also the education board, and come
Monday we will distribute items ranging from exercise books, pens,
branded vests, jerseys, soccer balls and carrier bags to the pupils and
the school football team,” he said.

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Gattuso escapes assault charge over Jordan incident

Gattuso escapes assault charge over Jordan incident

AC Milan captain
Gennaro Gattuso has escaped an assault charge for his head butt on
Tottenham Hotspur assistant coach Joe Jordan, UEFA said on Thursday.

A spokesman said
the 33-year-old midfielder had been charged with the lesser offence of
gross unsporting conduct which, according to UEFA’s disciplinary code,
carries a “suspension for one competition match or for a specified
period”.

Gattuso will find out the extent of his punishment on Monday.

The charge of
assault carries a minimum three-match ban and European soccer’s
governing body also has a provision for serious assault which would
carry a minimum five-match suspension.

Gattuso has apologised for what he called “inexcusable” behaviour.

The former Italy
international grabbed Jordan by the throat and pushed him out by the
touchline during the Champions League last-16 first leg at the San Siro
which Tottenham won 1-0 on Tuesday.

Gattuso also head butted the Spurs assistant coach after the final whistle before being pulled away by team mates.

The Milan player has already been banned from the second leg after picking up a yellow card in Tuesday’s match.

Former Scotland
striker Jordan, with his trademark missing teeth during his playing
days, won a reputation as a hard man in spells with Leeds United,
Manchester United and AC Milan.

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League sponsorship suit drags on

League sponsorship suit drags on

The hopes of a
quick resolution to the suit over who gets the right to be title
sponsors of the Nigeria Premier League was once again dashed at a
Federal High Court sitting in Lagos, yesterday, when the presiding
Judge, Binta Nyako, had to adjourn hearing on the matter for the
umpteenth time till Tuesday, February 22.

Justice Nyako took
the decision as the lingering argument on legal representation for the
league body, who are the first defendant in the case, was yet to be
resolved by the parties involved. “I am not happy on issues like this,”
she said. “Right now, the case we have before us is a very sensitive
one which we need to resolve on time. If you two cannot resolve the
issue of who gets to represent the NPL then I think the court will have
to decide for you.”

While Emmanuel Oboh
claimed he was the rightful lawyer representing the body, another
lawyer, I.I Obano, also claimed rightful counsel to the both the NFF
and the NPL. Oboh argued that he has been in charge of cases involving
the NPL for over three years and also has a letter duly signed by the
league board for him to represent them yet again.

The real case

Total Promotions
Limited is in court to challenge the decision of the league body to
cancel the sponsorship rights formerly awarded to it. The company had
represented telecommunication company, MTN, in an initial bid exercise
conducted from December 15 to 16, 2010 in Abuja which it eventually won
with a sponsorship package worth N2.6 billion.

However, a congress of the league body, convened in Abuja on January
26, ruled that the process that led to the emergence of MTN as the
league’s title sponsor was flawed and subsequently ordered for a fresh
bid process. The congress also ruled that the fresh bid process must be
conducted not later than two weeks from the date of its pronouncement.
But the ongoing litigation has stalled the move. The league enters the
16th week this weekend and the mounting debt accrued from prosecuting
the matches might likely grind it to a halt.

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Martins secures permanent Birmingham move

Martins secures permanent Birmingham move

Nigerian
international striker, Obafemi Martins, on-loan from Russian club,
Rubin Kazan, has now been permanently transferred to English club
Birmingham.

Martins, 26, joined
Birmingham during the January transfer window with an option to make
the move permanent at the end of the season. But it seems that a deal
was agreed quicker than expected and the former Newcastle man will now
stay in England. ‘Obagoal’ as he is famously known had been sold to
Russia for around £15m.

Martins had
revealed earlier in the week that he was forced to leave Newcastle for
Wolfsburg in the Bundesliga because relegated Newcastle told him they
could not afford to continue to pay him. Birmingham had already paid a
fee of £500,000 for Martins’ loan move.

Martins played his
second game for Birmingham on Tuesday against his former side,
Newcastle, which they lost 2-0. But he said before the match that he
was misrepresented by a section of the Newcastle media who wrote that
he had demanded a transfer from the Magpies to Wolfsburg.

The player who celebrates his goals with somersaults said he still has fond recollections of his stay with Newcastle.

“The only bad memory was when we got relegated.

“We (Newcastle
players) kept asking ourselves, ‘Why are we relegated?’ and we don’t
even know ourselves why we were relegated. We don’t know what was wrong
with the team. There was a problem with the chairman (Mike Ashley), who
we didn’t know whether he was going to stay or sell but Alan Shearer
tried to save the team but he didn’t and it was a sad story.

“It was normal when
I left because they couldn’t afford the money. And that’s why they
asked me to go. “It was definitely the lowest point of my career and it
affected me because when I went to Germany my profile was lower and
they knew my team had got relegated.”

Before the
permanent move to Birmingham was revealed on Wednesday, Martins had
openly expressed desire to stay in the English Premiership with
Birmingham. With the deal concluded, he now has his wish and can repay
his boss, Alex McLeish, with the goals that will keep the 17th placed
club in the Premiership.

Martin scored 39 goals in 105 appearances, in three seasons with
Newcastle – which translates to one goal in three matches. When he
files out with the club on February 26 against defending champions,
Chelsea, at Stamford Bridge, ‘Obagoal’ will be expected to score his
first goal for his club to celebrate his move.

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