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MI stands tall in London

MI stands tall in London

If ever the
expression ‘an army of rappers’ can be excused, then nothing better
captures the sight of Chocolate City commander MI and his trio of
lieutenants – Jesse Jags, Ice Prince and Brymo – when they took the
stage at the IndigO2 Millennium Dome, London, on the evening of April
28.

Dressed
identically in immaculate white jackets, white shirts and bowties,
Nigeria’s newest – and I dare say, most successful – crop of rappers
emerged onstage one after the other, heralded by a cartoon-animation
video of the prelude track on ‘MI2: The Movie’, his sophomore album.

“They call… they
call… they call me MI. Are you ready to dance with the devil? Let’s
go!” concluded the skit, as the renowned ‘short, black boy’ stepped
onstage to feverish cheers from the audience, who had gamely borne the
efforts of several comic and musical acts in the first half of the
concert.

Chocolatiers

The men-in-white
took their business of entertainment to heart. Their movements were
choreographed to exude practised grace. These ‘Chocolatiers’ had come
to offer their own brand of confection to the Diaspora; and ladies
dressed to the nines, trotting on high-heeled shoes, and young men
sporting designer wear and adopted accents stood side by side in united
admiration for MI. Most had forked out between 30 and 75 pounds for
this privilege.

Rap music is the
forte of the self-assured, and none exuded the confidence and swagger
(pardon this clichéd street slang) better than the Choc Boys. MI,
backed by Brymo, whipped the audience to a frenzy with a rendition of
“Action Film”. Its chorus, “I would like to take you on a ride,” was
nothing short of a promise of what the evening entailed. Extempore raps
were on the cards as Jesse Jags boasted the wealth of his lyrics: “They
call me Scarface, but everyday you can take my lines to the bank, they
call it Barclays.”

MI might have
visited London to promote his sophomore album but he was not about to
have the adoring crowd forget the self-titled debut that had set him
apart as the fastest-risen icon on the Nigerian music scene, in only
three years. He proposed a musical equivalent of Truth or Dare with his
label mates: concert-goers were given an opening cue to one of his old
songs and then were expected to rap the rest to prove their knowledge
of the track. Their reward was an item of clothing off one of the
rappers.

“I’m a girl
pleaser,” MI cued, and the audience screamed in response: “Big booty
squeezer, teaser looking for a diva for sheezer. What you need is a
geezer, cool like a freezer, rule like a Caesar,” finishing the hook of
the hit, “Teaser”.

“Anoti”, “Fast
Money Fast Cars”, “Mogbonofelifeli Remix”, “Nobody Test Me” and
“Forever” followed in the same pattern until all four pristine jackets
had being taken off, sometimes sparking catfights between eager hands
as they were thrown into the appreciative crowd. Jesse Jags, perhaps
not eager to stand before the crowd sans clothes, insisted that “one of
those lines just ain’t right,” effectively ending the game.

Rap Beef

MI without further
ado introduced one of the most popular song of his new album, “Beef”,
with a pep talk about “people that just be hating” – a reference to
musician Kelly Handsome. Many eagerly rhymed along with him: “See
musicians tryna beef me for real, son/ maybe they’re doing it to
promote the album/ they know that using my name will help them sell
some/ so Iceberg it’s all right, you’re welcome/ But I’m not in the
league, help me tell them/ The Super Eagles don’t play against the
Falcons/ see (ugly) pikin dey form handsome/ Kelechukwu clap for
yourself, well done!”

One wondered
fleetingly if the same crowd wouldn’t be just as keen to mouth the
words to “Finish You Boy”, Handsome’s newly-released response to MI’s
“Beef”. Perhaps the Nigerian crowd themselves are the fuel for the
Tupac/Biggie-like scenarios recently plaguing Nigeria’s music industry.

Proving his
dexterity as a lyricist, MI revealed the meaning behind some of his rap
lines that might have been taken at face value: “Some sow broke, others
wealth reaping,” and “How I would Fri as I Sat in the Sun through the
weekend” – a play on weekdays, which express his struggles to make a
name for himself in the industry.

Rhymes for Jos

But it wasn’t all
beef and self-aggrandisement as MI calmed the crowd’s excitement with
“Wild Wild West”, a song dedicated to the city of Jos. Accompanied by a
video showing graphic images of the 2010 crises, MI told of his anger
at the destruction that had “cancelled the (peaceful) name” of the
place he calls home. “Better get your gun, better get your vest, in
J-Town it’s the wild, wild, west/ I just wanna cry, I just wanna know
why my people struggle to unify/ orphans, coffins, bastards, caskets,
mass burials, how’re we gonna move past this?” he lamented to the
solemn rhythms that accompanied his delivery.

Not many of the
goings-on affecting the lives of the masses seemed to escape MI’s pen.
He may have moved “from a legedis-benz to a Honda” but he had expended
the effort to interview the street thugs of Lagos, and documented same
in a video that introduced a song inspired by the soundtrack of an old
Nigerian soap opera famous for the popular character, Jagua. “My head,
my belle” is a song for the poor, one that encouraged them and yet was
an apposite reflections of their circumstances.

Rounding up

Tracks like “Number
One”, “Slown Down”, “Represent” and “One Naira” featuring Waje, who
arrived sans make-up, straight from the airport, Ice Prince’s hit
single “Oleku” and Jesse Jagz’s “Jargo” rounded off the evening.

The album launch
was organised by Coko Bar, one of the more popular UK-based Nigerian
entertainment promoters. Acknowledging the management of Audu Maikori,
Chocolate City founder, comedian Seyi Law cracked a joke at MI’s
expense, saying, “If no be for this man (Maikori), MI Abaga for dey run
for gun now for Jos.”

Seyi Law and
British comedy act Kevin Jay, who has perfected Nigerian patterns of
speech and Pidgin English, had earlier reduced the audience to fits of
laughter with their hilarious takes on Nigerian life. Other acts
included 2kris, the duo of Nigerian-born brothers; and Tipsy, a
feminine incarnation of Dagrin’s street style who performed a tribute
to the late rapper.

MI may have been
accused of diluting his style with ‘MI2: the Movie’, but every song is
a brilliant reflection of the Nigerian struggle and aspiration,
eliciting open adulation from the fans who crowded the IndigO2 and were
crushed to see him leave at the show’s end. The emotion appeared to be
mutual as it was a reluctant MI that was finally coaxed offstage by
Coko Bar founder, Ropo Akin.

But not before MI had handed out all the accessories he was
wearing. Eventually stripped of almost everything but the clothes on
his back, and with several demanding fans left to satisfy, he had tried
to lift some off the other Choc Boys. But they, unlike MI, were not as
obliging. Hopefully, many a fan who left the show with a valuable
memento in hand, wished the short black boy a long reign as “African
rapper number one.”

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The move towards one-party assemblies

The move towards one-party assemblies

The presence of an
opposition in a legislature makes the process of lawmaking thorough.
this is because it will always provide a check to the excesses of the
majority in the house. This is what adds to the beauty of democracy.
But going by the results of the just concluded general election in the
country, this will be lacking in many houses of assembly. A run down of
the results as released by the Independent National Electoral
Commission (INEC) shows that the ACN took all the 40 seats in the Lagos
State House of Assembly as well as all the 26 seats in Osun State.
Labour party which is the ruling and dominant party in Ondo state also
won all of the the seats in the state’s assembly. This trend in which
ruling parties completely dominate state houses of assembly has been
the trend since the country returned to democratic rule in 1999.

Bad for democracy

A gubernatorial
candidate of the National Conscience Party of Nigeria (NCP)in the just
concluded election; Ayodele Atele told NEXT that this trend is
dangerous for the nation’s democracy. “It is not good and it is
suspect” he said. “It is not good for the development of democracy
because once the house is polarised, there will be a vibrant
democracy,” he noted.

According to Mr
Atele, “what obtains in the Southwest after the 2011 election is the
irony of the ACN as a party which wants a polarised National Assembly
but sees nothing wrong in it having 100 percent state Houses of
Assembly in the states it is controlling.” The former labour leader
noted that in other parts of the world, no matter how popular a ruling
party is, the opposition parties still win some level of offices where
it is popular “even if it is in one local government area. But that is
different in Nigeria.” Mr Atele further pointed out the danger for the
democratic experience if the opposition is fizzled out saying “where
there is no opposition, there is immense danger being portrayed that
the people will be highly short-changed at the expense of the ruling
class and its cohorts, ” However, the national publicity secretary of
the ACN; Lai Muhammed, disagrees with this postulation and claims it is
the will of the people that is being displayed. The party’s
spokesperson emphasised that “we (ACN) never clamoured for a polarised
National Assembly. What we clamoured for and still call for is that let
the will of people count.” “In your area of popularity, let there be no
rigging or intimidation of voters so that the people can truly make
their choice.” Mr Muhammed noted that “given the plural nature of
Nigeria in terms of values, religion and ethnicity, if there are only
ten parties in the National Assembly as dictated by the electorate,
then so be it.” He further attributed the massive success of his party
in the Southwest region on the voting pattern of people voting for
personalities and track-record. Sighting the presidential election
where the presidential candidate of the PDP scored massive gains in the
Southwest, Mr Mohammed stated that “people voted for the personality
and never gave thought to political parties or ideology.”

Rigging and some exceptional cases

Speaking on the
issue, a Professor of Constitutional law; Itse Sagay, told NEXT that a
one party House of Assembly is not good for democracy. “The ideology of
a party dominating a state is not a good catalyst for governance and it
is anathema to democracy, it turns the state into a one party state”
said Mr Sagay. He added that“in most of those states there were rigging
that are yet to be identified.”

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A murdered pregnant corps member’s last words

A murdered pregnant corps member’s last words

Agnes Ezennadozie had called her
husband, Peter, to alert him of what looked like trouble. “She called
me and said ‘Honey, it’s like a riot is taking place’,” recalled Mr
Ezennadozie, barely holding back tears. “I asked her how safe she was
and she said they were at a police station. Later, she called to say
the hoodlums were surrounding the station and I told her to run from
there. As we were talking, I heard a scream and then nothing,” he added.

He called her line
repeatedly without reply. Some two hours later, a male voice came on
the line to tell him that the owner of the phone was seriously injured.
He later learnt that his wife of three months had been taken to the
Federal Medical Centre in Bauchi. He prevailed on the hospital staff to
take his wife to a particular hospital in downtown Bauchi. From there
she was moved to Abuja for further treatment. She died 12 days later.

Good programme gone awry

It was dreamed up
as a scheme to engender unity among Nigeria’s youth fresh from the
nation’s higher institutions. But the fate of the National Youth
Service Corps (NYSC) currently hangs in the balance as recent events
threaten to undermine its continued existence.

Established in 1973
by the Yakubu Gowon administration, the scheme was also aimed at
healing the wounds of a 30-month civil war which the nation had
survived three years earlier. The scheme offered the fresh graduates
the opportunity of serving the country outside of their states of
origin. There is no doubt that many would not have known about the
different cultures in the country if not for the scheme.

However, in recent
times religious and now political crises in parts of the country,
especially the north, have turned what was supposed to unite Nigerians
into an objectionable venture.

This latter
development was poignantly brought to the fore by the senseless killing
of many innocent youth corps members in some northern states,
especially Bauchi and Kaduna, by gangs of youth protesting the loss of
their favoured candidate, Muhammadu Buhari, at the just concluded
general elections.

The protesters
descended on the hapless corps members who served as ad hoc staff for
the nation’s electoral umpire, the Independent National Electoral
Commission. When the dust settled, there was general weeping and
anguish by a shocked nation. Many of its youth had been slaughtered
like animals in the course of serving their fatherland.

In the midst of all
this is the very heart-rending case of Mrs Ezennadozie, who was
carrying a six-week old pregnancy after her wedding in February this
year. Mrs Ezennadozie, who hailed from Achina in Anambra State, died as
a result of the first degree burns she sustained in Bauchi when the
hoodlums invaded and set fire to a police station where the corps
members had fled to for safety.

Indescribable pain

Mr Ezennadozie
wondered what his wife had done to those who murdered her to deserve
such a fate. He wondered why Nigerians, especially northerners, had no
wish to, in his words, “Stop the rubbish act of killing innocent people
because of religion and politics.”

“How can someone
just kill an innocent girl? The federal government should stop this act
of northerners,” he said. As a solution to that, Mr Ezennadozie is of
the opinion that those from the north should serve in the north while
their southern counterparts should serve in the south. That way, he
said, “if the north wants to kill its own children, it would be their
choice.”

While receiving the
remains of Mrs Ezennadozie at Government House last Thursday, the state
governor, Peter Obi, said, “Today casts a pall of darkness over Anambra
State as we receive the corpse of Mrs Ezennadozie who as you know was
among the corps members hacked down in their prime during the
post-presidential election crisis that engulfed parts of northern
Nigeria.” He regretted that the late Agnes Ezennadozie paid the supreme
price while answering a call to national service.

“Unfortunately, a
programme designed as a veritable instrument for national integration
turned disastrous when uninformed youths hiding behind the veil of
politics visited violence on fellow Nigerians,” Mr Obi lamented.

He called on the
federal government to henceforth assure corps members outside the
northern zone of adequate protection or nobody would be willing to
serve again. “We will serve the nation but not at the expense of our
lives. We must serve the nation but the nation must protect us, if not
we will not serve. We must negotiate before you (corpers) get back,”
the governor said, noting that he had asked the federal government to
ensure that those behind the act do not go free.

He promised that
his government would not allow the deceased’s family to walk alone and
pointed out that the state government had fully taken over the funeral
expenses of the slain corps member.

To scrap or not to scrap

Some who spoke to
NEXT after the short reception expressed worry over the incessant
killings in the North and called on the federal government to either
review the NYSC scheme or scrap it. They echoed the widower’s line that
those from the various zones should serve in their zones.

“The NYSC should not be abolished but that corps members should serve in their zones,” said Nkiru Orji, a journalist.

Tony Anyanwu, also
a journalist with the Nigerian Television Authority, said that much as
he sympathised with the deceased’s family, he would still insist that
the scheme should be modified rather than scrapped. He however said
that if the country was desirous of keeping the scheme, it must
urgently deal with factors causing what he called “the incessant
crises” and that offenders should face the law.

For Shadrack Nnanna
of the National Orientation Agency, corps members should be allowed to
choose where they would prefer to serve in order for them to accept
their fate whatever happens. He suggested that, alternatively,
graduates should be subjected to military training in lieu of national
service and afterwards helped to settle down in society afterwards as
is the practice in Egypt.

Given that many parents would not want to give up their children to
another horror similar to the post-election violence, the likelihood of
the runaway corps members across the nation returning to their host
states in the north continues to look bleak as the programme totters on
the brink of total rejection by Nigerians.

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‘The National Assembly shall continue to produce garbage after garbage’

‘The National Assembly shall continue to produce garbage after garbage’

Umar Ghali Na’Abba
was Speaker of the House of Representatives between 1999-2003, and his
tenure was marked by a trenchant opposition against the policies and
sometimes, the person of the then president, Olusegun Obasanjo. There
were several attempts to impeach him, allegedly sponsored by the
presidency and when he lost re-election in 2003, he blamed his defeat
on a conspiracy among the police, the Independent National Electoral
Commission (INEC) and the state government. He resigned from the
Peoples Democratic Party in 2005, and returned in 2007 after the
leadership of the then Action Congress rejected his bid to be their
governorship candidate in Kano State. His house was recently burnt in
the riots that followed the April presidential election in the North.

What’s the implication of the parliamentary election on the Peoples Democratic Party’s hold on the National Assembly?

The PDP now has a
reduced majority, therefore, if voting is going to be done on party
basis, the PDP may find it difficult to pass some of the bills that the
executive may send.

Are votings usually done on party basis?

When I was in the
National Assembly, there was no occasion that we voted essentially on
party basis. We used to vote according to the needs of the moment and
that encapsulates members from all the parties.

Do you foresee a more vibrant opposition in the National assembly?

It will be
presumptuous of me to declare that the opposition is going to be
vibrant. In the past, the opposition, at the level of the party, had
continually colluded to subvert democracy with the party in power. So
it all depends on how the opposition parties relate with the party in
power.

Do you think that such factors as regionalism will play a greater role than party affiliations?

Regionalism is not
necessarily going to be more powerful. Since 1999, there have been many
occasions when all legislators forgot where they come from and rallied
round to work towards uniting the country. There have been bills passed
based on sheer patriotism. An example is the overriding of the veto of
President Obasanjo over the Niger Delta Development Commission Act in
2000; the killing of the Third Term ambition of the then president, and
so many bills like that.

But of course,
there are moments when regionalism will triumph. On the Niger Delta
bill, for instance, you will expect that members from the South South
will vote en masse for it, the way members from the north central and
north west will rally for the Hypperdec bill…On balance in such
circumstances, negotiations begin among the zones.

You have emphasised
the patriotism of legislators yet the impression Nigerians have of them
is of people who care only about lining their pockets

I believe that
between 1999-2003, we fared very well because most of what we did was
for altruistic reasons. But I am not claiming perfection. However, when
the executive arm realised the enormous potential of the legislature,
they became highly interested to the effect that in 2003, they ensured
through the manipulation of the parties that majority of those who came
to the legislature were their cronies. That started the decline of the
legislature and it is still declining, because the norm in the assembly
is now collusion with the executive instead of acting as a check on the
executive.

Is this a consequence of the failure of leadership in the National Assembly?

Well, this is what
happens when the executive install the leadership. The leadership must
then hearken to the executive. And I don’t foresee any changes. So long
as the structure of our political parties remain the way they are, we
will continue to put forward garbage after garbage for the National
Assembly and whenever you find reasonable people, they will be the
exception rather than the rule.

What is the consequences of the high turnover among legislators?

We are spending
more money on the legislature and also wasting that money because most
of the lawmakers do not return. Between 1999 and 2000, the House of
representatives spent over N500 million in the training of legislators,
majority of whom did not return in 2003. So you can see the wastage of
funds.

What is the major cause of this?

It is a consequence
of interference. Those who own the parties decide that once you don’t
do what they ask you to do and you prefer to work according to the
dictates of your conscience, they decide that you can’t go back. Since
there is no internal democracy, you can’t win in the primaries because
the party machinery will be used to ensure that the delegates selected
reject your candidacy. Thus, they will continue to deny capable people
the chance of coming to the legislature.

What has been your legacy to the House of Representatives?

The legacy I left
is enormous. There used to be order, decorum and a sense of
responsibility; and there was zeal even among the civil servants. And
the legislature was full of confidence and the feeling of independence
was enjoyed by all. But all these have been eroded.

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Imo Election: Rochas Okorocha wins

Imo Election: Rochas Okorocha wins

#Final results

ACN 107068, ALP 1078, ANPP 3313, APGA 336859, HMP 1678, APS 364, BNPP 234, CDC 447, CPC 3063, DFPF 163, PPP 563, FPN 101, FRESH 122, LP 1549, NPP 790, PDP 290496, PPA 1698, PRP 275, SDMP 1103

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# Oguta Council poll stalemated.

While security chiefs and the supervising REC’s are still meeting, the electoral materials are already being evacuated to Owerri, the state capital, for safe keeping.


# Some male protesters attacked by soldiers, dispersed in Oguta LGA.

Twenty minutes later, a defiant crowd of women protesters, daring soldiers marched to the INEC office in Oguta calling for the cancellation of the election.


# Election materials are yet to be distributed in Oguta Local Government Area but there are protesters calling for cancellation of the election, alleging plot to draw the election into the night to perfect rigging.


# Numerous cars, buses and trailers with many passengers and passers-by are stranded at the security barricade on Onitsha road, which is the entry point to Mbaitoli Local Government Area, in line with the enforcement of election monitoring directive issued by the security agencies.

Mbaitoli Local Government Area is one of the councils where the supplementary election is taking place today.


# In spite of police deployment of 10, 000 men to the election, there was no single police or security official at Polling Unit 008, Orodo Ward A, which is adjacent to an INEC office in Mbaitolu.


# Impressive voter turnouts in the Imo State supplementary election but many of the voters are disappointed by the late commencement of the exercise in some areas.


# The Nigeria Army apprehended over 120 suspected political thugs in Mbaitoli and Ngor/Okpala LGA’s between 5:20am and 6:30am today. Sagir Musa, a lieutenant colonel and assistant public relations unit of 81 divisions confirmed the arrests.

The thugs were in buses from Onitsha and neighbouring states. Preliminary findings indicate that they had been documented and handed over to the Imo State police command.

As at 11.30am, accreditation was yet to commence in Oguta and Mbaitoli Council areas. It was, however, not certain why the election processes had not commenced.

Latest reports and results from Imo State polls at election.234next.com

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‘INEC, security agencies rigged Kaduna governorship election’

‘INEC, security agencies rigged Kaduna governorship election’

The Kaduna chapter
chairman of the Action Congress of Nigeria (ACN), in this interview,
alleges that the governorship election in the state was rigged.

Before the
election on April 28, some opposition parties called for the
postponement of the election because of the curfew. Was the ACN part of
them?

Whether
postponement or not, what we said was that the curfew must be lifted.
There is no way you can conduct election when there is curfew; when
people are still under siege. How do you expect people to come out and
vote under such condition? You can interpret it to mean postponement
even if it means indefinitely. Because there is no way you can conduct
election under a curfew. What we are saying is that election conducted
under a curfew cannot be transparent, free and fair. These are some of
the reasons that necessitated our rejection of that previous exercise.

Don’t you think postponing the election would have contravened the Electoral Act?

Then why didn’t the
government lift the curfew as well? If INEC knew they were limited by
the Electoral Act, the government should have lifted the curfew.
Otherwise, we don’t bother conducting this election at any given time.
What we said was to lift the curfew and conduct the election. A
situation where a large number of people would be disenfranchised
because of the curfew is not acceptable. I cannot accept the result
because of the process and INEC and government had a choice to put
things in order. The choice was simple; lift the curfew and conduct the
election.

Was there not enough security provided by government during the election?

The security was
meant to harass the eligible voters of Kaduna State. The security was
meant to provide cover for the PDP rigging machinery. It was not meant
to protect the voters, rather, it was used to rig elections by PDP. It
was biased towards the PDP. That was a dubious process.

Do you think ACN would have performed better had the curfew been relaxed?

Whether ACN
performed better or not, it is all about a credible process; its for
the people to be free to come out and cast their votes. What we are
saying is for the right thing to be done. Election is not about
winning; it is all about a credible process; it is about helping the
people to arrive at what they really want; it is about sustaining our
democracy. Whoever knows what democracy means, it’s not about winning
election. So if we lose in a free and fair process, so be it. So we
cannot be hoodwinked or deceived into the fraud called election and
they expect me to go and congratulate the supposed winner. That cannot
happen.

Many people have said the election was transparent going by the way both the CPC and PDP won in their strong bases.

It was not
transparent. Look at the voting pattern; you will see how people voted.
I did not look at it from the point of predominantly PDP south or CPC
north. Because from 1999 till date, zones one and two have never voted
for PDP; it is only the south that had always voted for the PDP.They
were allowed to do their things in the south without molestation. In
the south, they were allowed to move around during the election without
any molestation, but in zone one and two, we were restricted and
intimidated. Most of them in the north were harassed not to cast their
vote. That was what accounted for the low voter turnout during the
election in the northern part.

So what is your next action?

We are going to do
everything legal and lawful to reject this purported election. We will
do everything possible to resist this imposition of leaders on us.
Everything legal is not limited to going to court. We have an option
that is constitutional; we can resist unwanted leaders through
constitutional means and that’s exactly what we are going to do.

How are you going to check your members and supporters so that they don’t take law into their hands?

That is why I said
we are going to use anything lawful to pursue our case; it does not
mean violence. So if you go violent that is then unlawful. Our
supporters should await our reaction. but we will mobilise them in such
a way that we will resist this day-light robbery through legal means.

Are you satisfied with the conduct of INEC in all the elections?

We are not
satisfied with both INEC and Police. The government, INEC and security
agencies were so much biased in favour of the PDP. They were doing
everything possible to ensure the victory of PDP at all costs. This is
what is preventing the existence of harmonious relationship in Kaduna
State. Because of certain interest groups, they refused to allow the
people to elect their preferred leaders. Under a free and fair
election, there is no way PDP can form government at the centre. And
there is no way PDP can form a government in Kaduna State under free
and fair election.

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How have the mighty fallen

How have the mighty fallen

The governorship
election has provided yet more proof of the seismic shift in Nigerian
politics that has taken place over the past few weeks.

In many parts of
our country, it was a tale of hitherto strong-men of local politics
being humbled right on home turf. While the surprising defeat of a
politician in and of itself is nothing to be cheerful about – and in
many cases, there is hardly an ideological difference between victors
and vanquished – it is remarkable as a demonstration of people-power
when the people who appear to have held our hard-won democracy hostage,
are sent a strong message.

Across the country
for the past two days, that has been the case. As one newspaper put it,
for the first time in Kwara State, it appears that Olusola Saraki,
variously referred to as the godfather of the state’s politics, was not
responsible by influence or activity for the ‘installation’ of a
governor-elect. In Anambra State, the assumed favourite, Dora Akunyili,
after a run-off, missed the mark by a few hundred votes – to the
surprise of many. In Delta State, Great Ogboru almost reached to snatch
the mandate from the sitting governor, Emmanuel Uduaghan; and in the
south west, many strongmen came tumbling down, including the scion of
the late Lamidi Adedibu’s ‘amala politics’ heritage – Adebayo
Alao-Akala, governor of Oyo State.

Indeed, the south
west, following the trend of the National Assembly elections,
effectively went back to the hands of the opposition – the result of
almost four years of strategy and grassroots mobilization; and a
combination of street smartness and aggressive politicking.

In Imo State, it
is a titanic battle between the incumbent, Ikedi Ohakim and perennial
candidate, Rochas Okorocha – a mishmash of accusations, cancellations
and rumours. No one knows exactly who the leading candidate is. The
electoral commission sounds and looks as confused as impatient
onlookers, but one thing is clear: Mr. Ohakim – whose image has taken a
beating following a string of media stories about strong-arm tactics on
his part – is in the fight of his life to retain his seat, and to save
face.

This is a state of
affairs that should be pleasing to Nigerians – and by this we do refer,
not to the fate of individual candidates, but to the atmosphere and
appearance of robust democracy that it suggests. Clearly, politicians
now have to go to the people for power. It used to be that when two
elephants fight, the grass underneath suffers – but it begins to appear
that where democracy is alive and well, when the elephants fight, the
people have the last laugh.

There are of
course, a lot of factors involved in this – a vibrant, even militant,
opposition; a media that has admirably taken its place as an unbiased
umpire; an Independent National Electoral Commission that is determined
to see through its promise of credible, if not completely fair,
elections; a Presidency that continues to impress with its complete
refusal to interfere with electoral processes and a country that is,
finally, ready for some real change in the way it is governed.

Twelve years ago,
the headliners of Nigeria’s ruling party, the People’s Democratic
Party, would wave away any imperfections – natural or man-made – in the
system with a casual “this is a nascent democracy”. With the benefit of
hindsight, they were right. Our democracy has had its teething
problems, and it has struggled and stumbled along the way, but it has
continued to grow.

That, fortunately
for Nigerians, was where the ruling class missed it. Yes, once it was
nascent, but now it has grown. If Nigerians keep up this tempo, the
balance of power will really change hands. In another four short years.

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EXCUSE ME: Royal wedding, Lagos style

EXCUSE ME: Royal wedding, Lagos style

Look, officer, I
was going to stay out of this, but after watching CNN and seeing the
kind of pekelemes preparations for Prince William’s wedding, I can’t
stay out of this matter anymore. From all indications, it seems you
British people think a royal wedding should be like that of a Nigeria
Railway junior staff’s marriage. Therefore, I am applying for visas for
the best wedding planners in Lagos. I am sure you have been around long
enough in Nigeria to see how weddings are conducted here. We want your
people to have a taste of that.

We will bring Lagos
high life to London and shake whatever cold off your bodies, and throw
summer colours into your sombre hued London Fog coats. All of these
people applying for visas today are owanbe specialists. It’s a pity you
are going to be in Lagos while we are leaving a taste of a lifetime in
your palace dwellers’ palates.

Here are the applicants, please:

Mama Tunde – she is
locally known as the aso-ebi queen. Let’s assume you sneeze right now,
instead of her to say “bless you” and offer you a hankie, right under
your nose she would sew and sell aso-ebi (uniform) for the entire
embassy staff, gate men, security guards and other visa applicants just
to tell you “e pele o, e pele o”. Mama Tunde knows every textile mill
in Sub-Saharan Africa and by the time she is done donning ankara,
damask, tie and dye, etc on white wedding attendants, you would think
you were in a Yinka Shonibare art opening at the Smithsonian, instead
of a royal wedding.

Aunty Titilayo –
she is our souvenir baroness. If you want to know the meaning of
‘branding’, check her out first. She will brand everything under the
sun for William’s wedding. Name it: from Raleigh bicycles to Mini
Coopers, office chairs, jacuzzis, shower curtains and pure water. If
you need branded babies (just in case the likes of Madonna would be
attending the wedding), let Aunty Titilayo know. And she would have no
qualms distributing these items during the reception, no matter the
crowd.

Iya Buki – she is
also known as Mama Silk. She has no problem covering the entire
Trafalgar Square with yards and yards of silk. If you need her to lay a
red carpet on the road from Heathrow Airport to Buckingham Palace, that
would simply be like asking her for a throw pillow on your living room
couch. She can also give the London Bridge the ‘Breadfruit Effect’,
which is what she does with balloons at events.

Ronke – she is the
Change Agent. People need to ‘spray’ the newlyweds with money during
their first dance and that is where she comes in. Forget the fact that
the Royal Family is wealthy; you British should learn to show off a
little bit. Ronke’s job is to break your large notes to manageable
smaller crisp pounds sterling notes. If you need to break a hundred to
fives, her charge is two percent – you need to be quick on mental
arithmetic or Ronke will show you that Balogun Street is smarter than
Broad Street.

Mama Ngozi –
Emotion Generator. What does she do? Ah, she is very important; she
whips up emotions during wedding speeches. Something like, “I wish
Sister Diana was alive to see this William her son on this beautiful
day…boohoohoo.” And before you know it, everybody is crying and
donating their houses and cars to William and Kate without thinking
twice.

Uncle Bankole – The
Wine Merchant. You people’s plan is to serve wine in glasses and
calculate how much each glass costs? That is not how we do it in Lagos,
please. Leave this matter to Uncle Bankole, who will give each and
every one of the invited guests as many bottles of the most expensive
wine on earth as they can drink. Beer, champagne, brandy and other
kinds or drinks will be distributed in cartons by his boys. As we used
to say in Ekpoma, don’t count the people on a table, count the bottles.

Iya Bose – Chef
Extraordinaire. This woman here can cook jollof rice and fried meat
that will send an aroma from the British Isles to the Isle of Pigs. For
the vegetarians among you, she has Lagos Special Salad. I must warn you
that our salads are full meals, not appetizers, please. As for the
wedding cake, she has already designed one of Buckingham Palace, with
William and Kate sitting on the roof.

Meet Pastor
Adeboye. He will pray for the royal family and cast out all those
generational curses that may have plagued the royal family since they
looted arts and artefacts from Benin Kingdom.

Pastor Kumuyi will
pray for the Middletons and abate their fears in case they are nervous
about their daughter’s future. You know our people say inhabitants fear
ordinary lizards in a house where snakes bite.

Pastor Chris will pray for the newlyweds. His acquired accent is the only one the youngsters can understand.

Did you ask who will pay for all this? The federal government of
Nigeria, of course. We all delivered our wards and constituencies
during the presidential election.

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FORENSIC FORCE: ‘Arab awakening’ in Arewa?

FORENSIC FORCE: ‘Arab awakening’ in Arewa?

If there is
anything the repressive Arab regimes of the middle east and north
Africa and the traditional institutions in parts of northern Nigeria
share, it is the deliberate misinterpretation of Islam to hold on to
power while abusing human rights and dignity. There is often a
convenient convergence of culture and the clergy to perpetuate this
fraud on the people. In Saudi Arabia, less than 1,000 princes and
members of the royal family control a country that earns about $1
billion every day when oil prices climb above 100 dollars a barrel.

Similarly, in parts
of northern Nigeria, members of royal houses and those ‘honoured’ with
traditional titles dominate choice positions in government and
elsewhere. Few people know that during the 1979 primaries of the
National Party of Nigeria (NPN), blue-blooded Shehu Shagari was the
preferred choice of the northern elite over ‘commoner’ Maitama Sule.
One of the first politicians to challenge the power of the northern
traditional establishment was the late Aminu Kano who ran for president
under the Peoples Redemption Party (PRP). Kano. Just like the CPC’s
Muhammadu Buhari, Mr Kano never got the backing of that powerful group.

History teaches
that injustice and oppression do not last forever. That is why after
decades of misrule, a new generation has finally mustered the courage
to say ‘enough is enough’. First, it was Tunisia, then Egypt. Yemen is
burning. Syria is on edge. Morocco, Jordan, Algeria and Saudi Arabia
are trembling. The United States conveniently overlooked the crushing
of the pro-democracy movement in Bahrain, while the West has hijacked a
popular movement in Libya with a dubious military intervention.
Whatever form it may take, one thing is clear – democracy is in the
air. In a way, the Arab awakening is also blowing across the north.
True, we have many people who have risen above the system to educate
themselves and confront the challenges of today’s world head on. For
these, education has been the key. Conversely, for a majority of
northerners, illiteracy is all-pervading. It is a sad reflection on the
quality of leadership that even when ‘commoners’ make it to positions
of power and authority, they are quickly absorbed into the elite class
and given traditional titles. In gratitude, these new ‘royalty’ forget
their roots and serve the interests of the traditional establishment.

But like our Arab
contemporaries, a new generation of people in the north is beginning to
realise that a distorted version of Islam has been used to enslave them
for too long; there is nothing Islamic about poverty and illiteracy.
The only leader they could trust is General Buhari in whom they saw a
beacon of hope – that explains their support for the incorruptible
general. He represented a change from leaders that only exploit and
impoverish them; Buhari’s loss resulted in massive voter apathy in the
north and the virtual collapse of the opposition in the governorship
elections, to PDP’s joy. People say: “Why bother voting when nothing
will change?”

When the results of
the presidential elections (under-aged voting and 99.96 percent and
all) came out, the north’s long oppressed and downtrodden saw their
hope of emancipation dashed, triggering the senseless slaughter of
innocent people. Unfortunately, there are no military (or violent)
solutions to political problems. This may explain why the peaceful
change in Tunisia and Egypt succeeded while Libya’s armed rebellion is
festering. If those who engaged in this dastardly act read newspapers,
I would have asked: did the ordinary citizen eking out a livelihood and
minding his business inflate the figures? No religion condones the
killings and the subsequent reprisals. The violence serves no purpose;
it is condemnable and completely uncalled for. It is totally
indefensible and can only be explained, but certainly not justified, as
the result of mindless, directionless mob action. Even Buhari’s
motorcade unknowingly drove into the mayhem and was equally attacked.

Ultimately, for the northern traditional establishment and political
elite, the chickens have come home to roost. Who would have imagined
northern masses approaching the palaces of emirs not to pay homage, but
with intent to loot and burn? Or reports that the Sultan was pelted
with sachets of ‘pure water’? True, a revolt against an anachronistic
feudal system is needed, but that does not excuse killing innocent
people. For genuine change agents seeking to kick out a corrupt and
visionless ruling class, (another plentiful national resource), our
support and edification is needed, not the usual ‘almajiri’ or
‘bloodthirsty’ northerner taunts. The road to liberty is paved with
adversity, but with understanding, the Nigeria of our dreams may yet
emerge.

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#HASHTAG: Pick a spot and start digging

#HASHTAG: Pick a spot and start digging

Ask many
Nigerians, especially a class of young people, why they are not
involved or supporting a particular movement or campaign for change,
and their response is simple: the people working for positive change
are ‘not serious’.

The tragedy for
most of these people is that this knee-jerk reaction to efforts to make
change, is neither supported by reality or facts. They criticize a
project for a lack of thoroughness and then you find that they have not
in fact taken their time to be thorough in their assertions. They
accuse a campaign of lacking vision or depth without even taking the
simple step of perhaps checking the accused website to confirm this
lack of vision. They criticize a petition without even reading its
contents. They dismiss networks as ‘group of friends’ without any
efforts to indeed verify that claim. They nitpick on credibility and
sustainability, without any iota of fact-checking on the matter on
which they so confidently mount a soapbox.

In a sense, it is
nothing unusual. Across the world, apathy is always driven by cynicism
– another form of resignation and helplessness that effectively hides
itself under a garb of worldy wisdom and realism. However, in this
case, this resignation is hardly quiet. It is in fact alive and kicking
– fed by its own sense of justification, even necessity.

It has always been
perplexing to me, for instance, that people who have not lifted a
finger to make a difference, even in the smallest way possible, are the
ones most vociferous in decrying double standards, insincerity, lack of
reach or some other inadequacy in those who have stuck their necks out.
Fortunately, I am not one of those who assume an invalidity of opinion
just because certain people do not have the street credibility of
‘working for change’. However, this peculiarly Nigerian syndrome throws
up a lot of interesting challenges for anyone who understands the
imperative of waking the people up from slumber and cynicism.

Perhaps, column by
column, we might be able to engage the dimensions of this problem. But
a good place to start is with those who make twin accusations – about
people whose work is, in their words, limited only to urban centers and
people who don’t go national. One of my pet frustrations is in fact
those people who seek to invalidate the work of others because their
work is not sufficiently (who measures?) national.

What is really the
imperative, or utility, in a country of 150 million, of any initiative
that seeks, immediately, to reach everyone across the country? Is it
really possible for any development activity to reach the nooks and
crannies of a country when even big-budget telecoms companies, fully
capitalized and with all the relevant human and material resources,
have been unable to do that over the past 10 odd years?

Because our
country is so large and our resources so little, it becomes necessary
to focus on an area of engagement and do that properly. The most
effective development modules appear, to this inexperienced eye, to be
those that are able to focus on their strengths or their ‘catchment’
areas – be they rural women, youth in the diaspora, single mothers or
widows. It only makes sense that people focus on an area of strength
and do the best they can.

In the bid to
‘reach scale’ or ‘go national’, many organizations have become mere
noise organs, stretched beyond capacity. Why, for instance, will a
group, in Ibadan, unable to reach all the local governments of that
state, be hell bent on taking its activities to the north west? What is
the utility in that ambitious goal that is yet to achieve depth in its
area of origin?

How do I think
Nigeria will change? Little by little, milestone by milestone, everyone
working in their corners of influence – that’s the way I think we all
can solve this problem.

Rather than
criticize those working for change in their little corners, why not
take a hoe and start digging where they are not and make the impact
that you so desire to see? That would be the best way to build that
nation we desire.

P.S: Please join
one such initiative by reading the 7-point demand to #ProtectTheCorpers
and signing the petition here:
www.thefuturenigeria.com/protectthecorpers. Let’s do our bit.

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